My name is Crystal. I am a Pin Whore.

It's true... I am a Pin Whore.  ;)

Hello my fellow boosom bloggin buddies!  So, it's Saturday night.  I'm feelin aaaallllright!  Oh yea.  Saturday night.  My spidermonkees are sound asleep.  Hubby is in his Man Room playin some PS3.  And I am drinkin a Bahama Mama, a very strong Bahama Mama  (Thank you, hubby!).  Watchin Bridesmaids.  (My fave part is on now... the part when they are all fartin, crappin, and pukin in the bridal shop!)  AND Pinterestin.  Damn... I am a multi-taskin bitch, yo!  Forgive me... I'm a lil tipsy now.  There ain't no tellin what I'm gonna blog about and where this is going and how this will end.  LOL  SO BEWARE!  
SO anyways, I am on Pinterest and looking at hairstyles.  I need to do something with my hair.  It's.... just so blah.  I need a 'do.  But nothin too... crazy.  I am thinkin somethin like a bob.  Can't really go wrong with a bob.  Here's what I am thinkin:

I love Jenny McCarthy's bob!

Kelly CLarkson's old haircolor... I love it!

So anyways... speakin of bobs... I have read those 50 Shades of Grey books.  I'll tell ya... I think as many women who have started reading those books that the sale of kinky toys and handcuffs and kinky stuff has gone up.  I mean think about this summer. We women had Magic Mike and the 50 Shades craze so I am thinking women's vaginas are just like... all crazed and horny and husbands/boyfriends or even girlfriends are probably thankful.  My hubby is!  LOL  Yeah, I am sure you don't wanna hear that but I don't care cause this is my blog and I can say whatever I want... so...  =-P***   There may even be a baby boom and lots of babies born next spring with names like Magic Fifty or Channing Grey or something like that.  If we could have another baby, regardless of it being a boy or girl it's name would have to be Magic Fifty... Since I can't have no babies anymore, someone is free to use that name if they want.  I know its a cool name.

So like, this week, my oldest baby started kindergarten.  The first day, as you have read in my last blog, was emotional hell for me.  I was bitchy.  I was sad.  I was crying over everything.  Then we had 2 days before he had to go back.  And then I took him on Thursday.  He was so excited.  And then Friday... he didn't want me to take him to class... he wanted me to just drop him off but I begged (how sad is it that I had to beg and plead to my 5 yr old?) him to let me take him one last day.  He walked way ahead of me... he was in his classroom a good 3 minutes before I caught up.  He barely said bye to me.  I am glad that he has made friends.  But I want him to cling to my leg and cry for me.  Yes, I am that selfish.  But he's never been that kind of kid.  He's never been clingy to me.  Now Corbin, I know he's probably gonna be that kid who clings to me and cries when I drop him off.  He's already like that.  

Okay... so it's FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT!  I freakin LOVE me some football and I really really LOVE the Green Bay Packers!  I even have a cheesehead hat!!!!  My very best buddies, Amber and Ben, got it for me for my birthday a few years ago and I do wear it when my boys play!!!!  I AM A CHEESEHEAD AND FREAKIN PROUD OF IT!   I love the Packers, Saints, 49ers, and I have some love for the KC Chiefs and Panthers but that's because KC Chiefs is home and my family are Chiefs fans and Panthers cause I am a Carolina girl.  But I cheer for my Packers first, the most, and the loudest!!!!  

I typed in on Pinterst "sex toys".  Just did it for shits and giggles to see what would pull up.  Now i am tellin you what... I wasn't sure if much would pull up... if anything on Pinterst.  Wow... I must be a real prude.  I can't believe the stuff I see!  I have to say, I am a lil scared and somewhat curious about a book called "Make Your Own Sex Toys".  

I have to laugh but yet, I am a lil disturbed.  The book cover has a dude sitting at a work bench... there's a measuring tape, hairspray or is that supposed to be like WD-40???  And what is that supposed to be at the bottom right???  Kids, beware going out to the garage to see what dad is working on.  You might stump your growth (if you are a guy, you know what i mean!).  It looks like this guy is in woodshop class or something?!??!?  Wow, I can only imagine going into Mr. Murray's class back in junior high with this book... Oh hell, that ol' perv  probably had this book.  

I might actually enjoy doing laundry if I had one of these!

This is scary, but it gives me a new perspective on house cleaning!

A curling iron and sex toy in one!  Now guys, this is the gift for that kinky wife/girlfriend who is into hedonism.  Or maybe instead of worrying about hiding her sex toys, she prefers they just blend in with her home appliances!  

So I am looking on Pinterest now (again.  I took a break to watch my movie)... type in bacon.  Yeah, I did and not much really pulled up for some reason, but I know there is a LOT of bacon stuff on here.  I love bacon.  I seriously could have a love affair with bacon.  It's so bad and so good... You won't believe all the stuff there is out there for people who LOVE bacon.  Bacon lip balm, bacon salt, bacon cinnamon rolls, bacon roses, BACON TOOTHPASTE!  It's freakin awesome.  I imagine my heaven will smell like bacon.  

SO this past week was the Republican National Convention in Tampa, FL.  I watched it.  I loved the speeches.  I was moved by Romney and Ryan.  I really hope they win.  Now I know not all of my followers agree with me.  That's fine.  I don't judge people for their political beliefs... unless they are just really stupid.  Seriously... there are some people who are just politcally retarded.  I consider Obama a political retard.  Yeah, yalls will give me hell for it but I don't care.  It's my blog.  I don't consider you people who voted for him retards.  Just so ya know... You have your beliefs and I have mine.  But I am so anti-Obama.  No, I am not a racist in any shape or form.  I completely disagree with his handling of our country.  I don't even know why people believe the stuff that comes out of his mouth?  I understand people voted for him last term because they really wanted to believe in the change he promised.  I didn't fall for it because I knew that realistically that it was not possible.  I just really hope people are smarter this time around.  That "free" Obama-care??? Seriously?  It's not free... and you are going to pay for that "Obama-care" dearly.  It's not what it's cracked up to be.  If he wins, it will be for that reason only.  People give him credit for the war being over... Seriously?  It's not over... It's far from over.  There are still soldiers being killed over there.  Just because Bin Laden was killed and several of the top Taliban on the "list" have been killed doesn't mean anything.  There are so many more.  There will always be war, people.  So many countries hate America.  I don't know why... they sure do love American culture and are loving getting our jobs but yet they hate America.  I don't get it but I guess I'm not supposed to and I ain't gonna try to figure it out.  I just really hope people have REALLY done their own research.  Look at the facts... Don't rely on Oprah, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Sarah Jessica Parker to make your mind up for you.  The difference in you letting them make your mind up for you and you learning from your own research is their paycheck and your paycheck/unemployment check.  There's a big difference.  And don't make this about gay rights.  Obama was against gay marriage and said so months before the Chik-fil-a said anything.  And let me tell you what... I have no problems with gays or gays getting married.  They can fart rainbows and shit skittles, I don't mind.  I love rainbows and gay people.  I wish they could marry!  I am all for it!  

Well, I am gonna go to bed now... I am a lil sunburnt and a lil tipsy from that Bahama Mama my amazing hubby made for me!  <3  Damn, I love that man!  ;)   Plus I downloaded some Wilson Phillips on my music list and I am gonna rock out in bed to some "Hold On".

So for now, God bless my boosom bloggin buddies!  I love you all.  I hope I didn't piss any of you off... If I did.  Well, I am who I am.  I believe what I believe. And you believe what you believe.  Hell, there ain't no one who is gonna agree on politics, child rearing, religion, etc...  So let's just all agree to disagree.  Respect each other.  Love each other.  And love this country we are in and what our country stands for!  Do you know how lucky you are to be an American????  Oh, and GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!