KEGALS SCHMEEGALS...

Good evening boosom bloggin buddies!  How are yalls doin?  I know... I been pretty quiet lately.  

Fall weather is setting in and as much as I LOVE fall, I always get sick a lot during this time.  This week I got the runny nose, cough, and the sneezers.  AND, when I sneeze or cough, I PEE!  UGH!  Now, let me tell ya... I love my baby boys more than anything but I don't love the weak bladder.  I had two big boys (9lbs 10oz and the other was 10 lbs 10 oz!) so I know that weakened the ol' bladder.  So, anytime I run, walk, jump, sneeze, cough, or laugh then I tee tee!!!  "DO KEGALS!" they say!  KEGALS SCHMEEGALS!  I been doin kegals since I was 9!

Why is a 9 yr old doing kegals, you ask???  Well, I don't know... I just started doing them.  When I was a   3rd or 4th grader, I was going to Catholic school.  We had to go to mass every day.  I know it sounds bad, but it was soooooo boring to me.  I used to see how many kegals I could do during the 45-55 minute mass.  I used to play games in my head and do a kegal everytime we said amen... or with every Hail Mary and Our Father... everytime someone coughed... everytime Sister Mary Dominic would sing out really loud to get the rest of us to sing louder (I don't think she cared about how good we sounded as long as we were loud)... Everytime Sister Eileen would say "NO SKIN OFF MY BACK!" (she said that a lot when she would get mad at us)... I did a kegal with every tile I counted on the wall or ceiling (actually I guess I still do that) I would do kegals when we would do the rosary.  I kegal when I chew.  I'm doing kegals now... with every word I type, I kegal.  Yep, I am pretty sure there is a special place in hell just for me or a straight jacket with my name on it somewhere.  Who else can talk about kegals like this?  LOL

Anyways, kegals are supposed to help you not pee with every move you make?!?!  Bullshite!  As many damn kegals as I do, I should be able to crack a walnut with my vagina!  I don't intend to try this by the way...

Anyways... This week I noticed my clothes getting a lil loose.  I dared to stand on the scale and realized I have lost 21 lbs!  It's been about a month and a half since I last stood on a scale.  I've cut back on sodas...  making Weight Watcher meals... plus I think my thyroid meds are finally working.  This week, I was jumping on the trampoline with my Corbin and my shorts fell off mid-jump!  My poor neighbors across the street saw that.  Bless their hearts!  Both neighbors have seen too much.  I think I am probably the crazy lady on the street. Earlier this week, I was outside pulling weeds and the new neighbor came over and we were talking and she mentioned "Oh, your zipper is down."  Oh hell... really?!  I would rather rip a big ass fart in front of a stranger than to realize my fly is down.  It's so embarrassing... but when I turned around to go back in the house, she said "Oh wait!" and walked around behind me and untucked my shirt.  She informed me that the back of my shirt was tucked into my undies and the panties were sticking out over the top of my shorts... GEESH! I shouldn't be driving a red van, I should be riding the short yellow bus!  BTW, I don't mean that offensively.  

I have to say, if I was neighbors with me... I would sit outside and wait to see what happens to me or what I do next.  One day they saw me pull of some ninja moves (I walked into a spider web).  One day, a frog jumped on my hand and I freaked out, screamed and pissed my damn pants.  Another day, I backed out of the driveway and about took out my mailbox. And they have seen me miss that step off or onto the porch step.  Another day, I was reaching for something in the back of the van and my shirt got stuck on some hook and when I got loose, I ripped my shirt all the way up and I know they got a glimpse of side boob (i didn't have on my bra when I ran outside for what was supposed to only take 10 seconds!).  I know they hear me yell at my kids and my kids screaming bloody murder.  I am honestly not beating my kids.  They sometimes like to scream for no reason at all or they scream because they are in trouble.  

Do you ever feel like there are video cameras watching you all the time?  I do!  You know that movie Jim Carrey was in, The Truman Show, and he had no idea that his whole life was a show for the whole world?  Yeah, I feel like that sometimes.  The shit that happens to me, is so crazy that it's hard to believe that it just happens to me.  Oh well... it's my crazy life and I can honestly say, it's not really a boring life!  

Just a lil over a month ago, I got a smartphone!  And ya know what I did????  I put it on top of the car and drove off and ran over it.  I was so mad at myself.  I haven't put stuff on top of a car in a long time.  I have a van so I can't really reach the top of it anyways.  But this time I took my hubby's car and it's low... I accidentally hit my kid's head getting him in the car, put the phone on top of the car to give him mommy-loves for her mommy-mess-up and wouldn't ya know it, I FORGOT ABOUT IT!  My momma always used to say that if my head wasn't attached that I would lose it or break it one.  She wasn't kiddin!!!  I am such a freakin spazz-ass all the time.  Always rushing and hurrying, even if I don't have to rush and hurry.  Always forgetting stuff.  I can't remember my phone number, my zip code, my ss# these days.  I think it's time for this momma to have a lil mini vacay!!!  

Well, I need to get to bed.  It's pretty late.  I need to catch up on my beauty zzz's.  ;)   

Goodnight my friends... 

Me and My High Horse, Stan, On My Soapbox!

Hello my boosom bloggin buddies!  I hope all is well with yalls!  This week has been too long for me and I am ready for it to be OVER!  My oldest spidermonkey has been a PAIN IN THE BUTT with his homework and has tried every bit of my patience.  Daddy comes home, and daddy helps him in the same way I TRIED to help him.  Spidermonkey acts up and daddy quietly and sternly tells him to stop throwing his pencil and if he does it again he will go to his room.  Funny... I said the same damn thing, and I get a pencil thrown in my face and a super high pitched scream in the ears and patience is out the window.  Kid gets dragged to his room, kicking and screaming, and mommy is nursing her sore back with motrin and vodka.  

Anyways, today I am on my political rampage.  Me and my high horse, Stan (yes, I am on my high horse a lot and he deserved a name by now!) are standing on our ever-sturdy soap box.  So if you don't want to hear my political rants, ya may wanna come back another day.  I promise you, that until November, Stan and our soap box will be regular guests here.  It's my blog and I can bitch if I wanna.  

So this week was the anniversary of 9/11.  That day will forever stay on my mind.  I don't think that day will ever be forgotten in everyone's minds.  Do you remember what you were doing that day?  I remember it clearly...  I even remember what I was wearing that day.  I had a on a pair of shorts that seemed to ride my ass and up between my thighs with every step I took.  I was constantly pulling my undies and shorts outta my ass and practically outta my cooter.  I was sitting in class at Craven Community College in New Bern.  We looked out the window and seen practically the whole school at the commons building.  Our instructor, Ms. King, and ourselves got curious and went on a break to see what was going on.  Walking into the building, people were crying and on phones.  When I finally got a look at the tv, I saw a plane fly right into one of the towers of the World Trade Center.  I hear people say that it had to be intentional and that it was probably a terrorist attack.  I didn't believe that.  Maybe the pilot had a heart attack or the plane lost control.  A guy next to me shook his head and told me it was intentional.  Then I look up and then we saw the next plane head into the other tower.  I couldn't see anything else.  My eyes just teared over.  Someone turned up the volume and you could hear the people on the news saying they could see people jumping out of windows.  I looked around the people are hugging and crying and staring in disbelief.  There was no way two planes can lose control... this was intentional.  There were people in my class who were military and had left class to go to the base.  I just kept crying... I could not believe what was happening.  Before you know it they are talking about the Pentagon being hit by a plane.  A plane was missing.  I just wanted to go home.  I think that was the first time I ever experienced anxiety.  I drove a friend home from class, Dave, and he gave me a big hug.  I went home, my FIL came home from work.  He worked on base at Cherry Point.  We sat and watched the news together.  I just couldn't fathom why anyone would hurt so many innocent people.  Then I saw a video of someone taping people running past them and then you see black  dust rolling and nothing.  I had a dream just that night and the night before of something just like that.  I dreamed I was walking in my hometown of Monett, MO downtown.  I remember looking around and wondering where these tall buildings and skyscrapers came from.  It was like Monett and NYC had merged.  Then people come running at me screaming and there is a huge ball of black dust behind them.  I just stood there, frozen.  Then I woke up coughing and felt like I was suffocating.  It was the same dream both times.  It was just insane.  I still get that same dream around the anniversary of 9/11.

What pisses me off about this whole situation is that someone... more like a lot of someone's... who have never been to America and don't really know the people... took so much pride in the thousands that were killed.  All in the name of "Allah".  Now, I know not everyone who is a Muslim is a terrorist.  But why would anyone think that killing thousands of innocent men, women, and children would send them to heaven and make them alright in the eyes of their God?  As far as I was concerned, pretty much every religion I know of teaches about love and respect for others and not to kill.  

Then this week, there were attacks in Lybia.  The U.S Ambassador for Lybia, Christopher Stevens was attacked and killed along with 3 other Americans and several others were wounded.  Why?  Because someone made a movie about their Prophet Mohammed that they didn't like.  So a movie resulted in mass chaos and killings.  I am sick of these extremists.  IF they really were practicing Muslims and actually read the Quran then they should have acted differently.  Now with that, I do know that there are extremists in every religion.  I guess it's why I have such a hard time with religion.  I prefer calling myself spiritual than Christian because so many people who call themselves "Christians" are so self-righteous.  I ain't saying I haven't had my moments judging people before knowing them.  I am human people!  I try not to do it.  BUT I do swear.  I do sin.  I am not perfect and don't try to be.  No one can be perfect but I don't go and kill people for their religious beliefs.  

As yalls know, I am by far NO fan of Obama or his wife Michelle.  I never drank the kool-aid and never will.  I just keep wondering... WHY DOES HE HAVE SUCH A FOLLOWING?!??!?  The man has added 5.5 TRILLION dollars to the national debt.  He did not lower the debt at all but ADDED 5.5 TRILLION DOLLARS TO IT!  Now if Bush or Romney or any other REPUBLICAN had done that then the majority would be like "HELL NO!"  The man brought the U.S. credit rating down to a AA from AAA.  Those stimuluses that were meant to "stimulate" the economy, FAILED TERRIBLY!  His "Green" companies and jobs... FAILED!  They ended up bankrupt!  He took over 700BILLION DOLLARS from Medicare for his "Obamacare".  The quality of healthcare is gonna go to shit with that plan!  It's not fair to those of us who are against abortion to have to fund those baby killers!  If there is anything I am extremely against, it's abortion.  I understand that women should have a right to their bodies, but abortion is murder.  I don't care how you look at it.   These "pro-choice" people... They want a greener world... they will hug a damn tree but will kill a baby.  It's a life... it's grown/growing in your body... but they kill it because they don't want kids right now... they are too busy to be pregnant... There are so many people who would love that child and give it the love it deserves for their whole life.  You can spread your legs for 2 minutes for pleasure but won't sacrifice 9 months of your life so a human being can be loved for years to come, by someone else if you don't want it?  Pro-choicers are greedy.  God gave that human being to you for a reason.  Maybe not for you to raise, but maybe for someone else.  Every person has a purpose in this world and who the hell are you to take away a life?  These pro-choicers are the same people who don't believe in death penalties to child molesters or killers but believe it's okay to kill an innocent baby.  Justify yourselves all you want.  It's pure selfish greed.  I know some women get raped, but there are many women who went on to have the baby and gave it to someone else because even though it came about in a savage way, that innocent life still has a purpose and a chance to be loved by someone else.  AND AS FOR TODD AKIN!  What he said was a stupid ass thing to say... So yalls know, not all conservatives are that damn retarded.  Damn, he was a dumb shit.  

Anyways, Obama won't do a damn thing concerning the borders along Mexico.  He granted amnesty to illegals... HE EVEN HAD AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SPEAK AT THE DNC!!!!!!!!  Oh, if that had been Romney or Bush or any other Republican... God forbid!  People would shit bricks and throw them at them!!!!  He won't even let states make their own laws regarding illegals!!! Oh!  Those "jobs" he created?!?!!?  Where??? Who got them??? OH WAIT! The illegal immigrants are the ones who got them!  

Obama wants us dependent on the middle east for oil!  He refused the pipeline and dragged his feet on the BP oil spill.  I am also tired of him talking shit about America and us Americans.  HE APOLOGIZES TO OUR COUNTRY'S ENEMIES!  WTF PEOPLE!?!?!?    All that man does is points fingers and blames people for this and that... he takes no responsibility for a damn thing he does.  He's fine with unborn babies dying, but he won't kill our enemies and kisses their ass instead.  He has no respect for our military.  He has cut back spending on our security.  Well, his security and Michelle and her 22 freakin assistants have the best damn security but to hell with the rest of the country.  But ya know what... even though the military was not getting paid as they were supposed to, they still went and did their job!   You people vote for Obama, and I won't doubt that another 9/11 happens.  Who you people gonna blame then???  People blamed Bush and said he knew 9/11 was going to happen.  Bullshit people.  That man did his best with what he could.  He could have done better but he never bowed down to a Saudi King.  Bush had respect for the military... Obama and Michelle won't even put their hand on their heart for our American flag!  As Michelle Obama was caught saying "All this over a damn flag..." while her and Obama roll their eyes.  YES MICHELLE OBAMA!  ALL THIS FOR A "DAMN" FLAG!  Do they know what our American flag stands for and the meaning behind it??? Obviously they don't and don't give a damn to know.  I am proud of our country.  I am proud of every one of our soldiers... may they be black, Mexican, Middle Eastern, South American, African, Asian... We have a very diverse military that fights for everything we have.  We are lucky to be able to practice our religion or spirituality (well, while we can) no matter what it is.  Our children, boys and girls, have the right to go to school and get an equal education.  There are many countries that do not allow girls an education and boys have to quit to join their military and carry guns that are bigger than they are!  We have a right to wear what we want and we can watch tv and go to and fro as we wish.  These are things that so many people in other countries do not get to do.

Hell, at the rate things are going in this country, the government keeps getting more and more and more power.  Hell, can't even buy a large soda in NY anymore.  Seriously people?  Do you want the government to tell you what you can eat and drink?  Yeah, yeah, yea, people are fat... obesity is an epidemic.  Seriously, I think... no, wait, I KNOW there are far worse things the government needs to worry about other than my weight.  So many people think the government OWES them.  No, the government owes you nothing.  I understand people need help and I understand needing assistance, but there are so many people who abuse it!  If you can afford the payment and gas for your big ass SUV, and can afford to have the best damn cell phone, buy your beer/alchohol and cigarrettes, and be able to afford name brand clothing, and getting your hair and nails done every week or every other week, then you can afford to buy your own damn groceries.   AND rich people owe poor people nothing.  We are not rich but for poor people to hate on rich people for being successful and having more money than they do????  Bullshit.  Get off your asses and do something.  Not everyone is going to be rich.  There will always be a lower class/middle class/upper class.    There are people from lower and middle classes who work hard and strive and succeed into the upper class.  Tyler Perry did it...  Mariah Carey... J.K. Rowling... Oprah... That guy Will Smith played in the movie The Pursuit of Happyness, Snoop Dogg, Jim Carrey... the list goes on and on.  SO... if you have the ability to make something of yourself, go for it!  Stop expecting the government and rich people to take care of you!  Damn, take some responsibility for your damn lives!  


I know times are hard nowadays.  But there are people who make it work.  We have to make sacrifices in life.  I will gladly make sacrifices to make sure our country is safe from another terrorist attack.  I am sure there are things that will have to be sacrificed to get our national debt down.  But you know something?  I don't want my children and grandchildren and great grandchildren if Obama is voted for another 4 yrs!  So do you want your children to be stuck paying for this ridiculous debt?!  

I know every politician has their lies... but Obama?!!?!?  Sweet Jesus!  This man has done nothing BUT lie!  Maybe I will start on those tomorrow... depends.  I may need to give Stan a break.  ;)   

Anyways, my Packers are playing the Bears and I am distracted with watching the game and blogging.  

Goodnight friends... and if I offended you.  Well... what can I say?  I have my beliefs and you have yours.  I don't mind if any of you want to leave feedback.  You wanna debate?  That's fine by me... i like a debate but if you gonna be an asshole... whatever.  I can deal with assholes.  

Goodnight...  God bless those babies that never got the chance to live and become the people that God intended... RIP to those lives lost in the Embassy attacks in Lybia and God bless their families.  And forever in my heart, rest in peace to all those lives lost in 9/11 and God bless those families who still mourn the loss of their loved ones everyday.  

Get out of my nose and mouth lil froggy, I have already married my Prince Charming!

Hey everyone!  How's it going with everyone?  We are at week two of my lil man being in kindergarten and I have finally accepted it!  Actually, I now look forward to taking my lil man to school.  It is nice to see him out learning and playing with friends and not sitting at home playing video games and complaining that he is bored.  He now insists that I drop him off in the school line instead of walking with him inside.  It's kinda bittersweet, but it's nice to not have to get Corbin out of his carseat and so forth.  And I love when I pick him up he is so excited and gives me a big hug and tells me about his day. 

Today I managed to completely embarrass myself in the school line right after I dropped him off.  I pulled down my sun visor and a baby froggy jumped out and up my left nostril!  I freaked!  I HATE FROGS (they are kinda cute but I like them at a distance... far from me and NOT UP MY NOSE AND IN MY MOUTH!).  I start screaming and I blow out my nose and he got on my lower lip and my tongue touched it!!!!!  I threw open my door and screaming and waving my arms I finally swapped the lil froggy off me and out of my car!  I felt a warm trickle down my legs and realized the bladder gate opened.  I pissed my pants!!!!  I tried to not look at people who just witnessed this embarrassing scene, but the carload next to me pulling into the school had their windows down and the screeching laughter of school age kids and a loud horn and piss running down my leg I could feel the red heat in my face and ears.  I just turned around and waved and said "It was a frog... in my car.  It got on me." and got in my van, put on my glasses and drove on.  Corbin kept saying "You okay momma?  You okay?"  I love my kids dearly and the leaky bladder when I scream, laugh, walk, jump, or run is almost worth it.  How sad is it that I am a 34 yr old woman and a mother of two boys is still scared pissless of a lil froggy?!?!?!?  

When I was a little girl, I was so scared of frogs!  We lived in a forested neighborhood in Mississippi for a short time when I was little.  Come dusk time, those frogs came out of nowhere!  Kids in the neighborhood knew I was scared of them and they tormented with frogs constantly.  I will never forget being at my vampire friend's house (the girl bit me all the time) and didn't make it home in time before dusk.  I was running down the street and saw several frogs (or toads.  I can't really remember... they are the same if you ask me!) and I just froze in my tracks!  I just stood in the middle of the street and SCREAMED!  My dad came running out and ran down the street to save me from the mean ol' dirty frogs/toads.  I love Kermit the Frog, but real frogs/toads?  I think not.  Now if I see one, I don't scream and cry anymore.  But if one jumps, my heart leaps, my bladder leaks, and I let out a yelp.  My sister... Oh, Cheryl!  You tormented me the most!  She was my #1 tormentor.  She would pick them up and chase me all over the place with one!  Several times, she would be an ornery lil shit and cup her hands and say "Look what I have!" and send my ass haulin and hidin.  Then she wouldn't have anything in her hands.  I love you, sis, but you were MEAN!  LOL

Anyways, later on I walk into the bathroom and I felt something squishy under my foot.  I thought it was one of those lil sticky hands that kids get in a bubble gum machine. I lifted my foot and didn't see anything on the floor and I looked at my foot... AND there... on my right foot... a smooshed baby froggy was stuck to my heel!!!!!!  AAAACCCCCKKKKKK!  Yes, I pissed my pants again.  (YES I DO KEGALS!  Kegals work great for sex but don't work for shit for my bladder!)  Let me tell you what!  I have no idea how the hell a frog got inside my house but if frogs know better now, they should stay far away from me!  Let me tell ya, lil froggy did not want to come off my foot.  It was soooooooooooooo gross!  I had to scrape him off my foot into the toilet!  He's in toilet heaven now.  It was as bad as stepping on a slug!  Man, just reliving this scene gives me the heebie jeebies!!!!  

Well, I have to get the kids down to bed.  I am so tired tonight.  I might watch the DNC for shits and giggles.  But nahhh... I have had my fill of toads and frogs for a day.  LOL

Laters my boosom bloggin buddies!  I need my beauty rest and cuddle time with my bebes!  

My name is Crystal. I am a Pin Whore.

It's true... I am a Pin Whore.  ;)

Hello my fellow boosom bloggin buddies!  So, it's Saturday night.  I'm feelin aaaallllright!  Oh yea.  Saturday night.  My spidermonkees are sound asleep.  Hubby is in his Man Room playin some PS3.  And I am drinkin a Bahama Mama, a very strong Bahama Mama  (Thank you, hubby!).  Watchin Bridesmaids.  (My fave part is on now... the part when they are all fartin, crappin, and pukin in the bridal shop!)  AND Pinterestin.  Damn... I am a multi-taskin bitch, yo!  Forgive me... I'm a lil tipsy now.  There ain't no tellin what I'm gonna blog about and where this is going and how this will end.  LOL  SO BEWARE!  
SO anyways, I am on Pinterest and looking at hairstyles.  I need to do something with my hair.  It's.... just so blah.  I need a 'do.  But nothin too... crazy.  I am thinkin somethin like a bob.  Can't really go wrong with a bob.  Here's what I am thinkin:

I love Jenny McCarthy's bob!

Kelly CLarkson's old haircolor... I love it!

So anyways... speakin of bobs... I have read those 50 Shades of Grey books.  I'll tell ya... I think as many women who have started reading those books that the sale of kinky toys and handcuffs and kinky stuff has gone up.  I mean think about this summer. We women had Magic Mike and the 50 Shades craze so I am thinking women's vaginas are just like... all crazed and horny and husbands/boyfriends or even girlfriends are probably thankful.  My hubby is!  LOL  Yeah, I am sure you don't wanna hear that but I don't care cause this is my blog and I can say whatever I want... so...  =-P***   There may even be a baby boom and lots of babies born next spring with names like Magic Fifty or Channing Grey or something like that.  If we could have another baby, regardless of it being a boy or girl it's name would have to be Magic Fifty... Since I can't have no babies anymore, someone is free to use that name if they want.  I know its a cool name.

So like, this week, my oldest baby started kindergarten.  The first day, as you have read in my last blog, was emotional hell for me.  I was bitchy.  I was sad.  I was crying over everything.  Then we had 2 days before he had to go back.  And then I took him on Thursday.  He was so excited.  And then Friday... he didn't want me to take him to class... he wanted me to just drop him off but I begged (how sad is it that I had to beg and plead to my 5 yr old?) him to let me take him one last day.  He walked way ahead of me... he was in his classroom a good 3 minutes before I caught up.  He barely said bye to me.  I am glad that he has made friends.  But I want him to cling to my leg and cry for me.  Yes, I am that selfish.  But he's never been that kind of kid.  He's never been clingy to me.  Now Corbin, I know he's probably gonna be that kid who clings to me and cries when I drop him off.  He's already like that.  

Okay... so it's FOOTBALL SEASON!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT!  I freakin LOVE me some football and I really really LOVE the Green Bay Packers!  I even have a cheesehead hat!!!!  My very best buddies, Amber and Ben, got it for me for my birthday a few years ago and I do wear it when my boys play!!!!  I AM A CHEESEHEAD AND FREAKIN PROUD OF IT!   I love the Packers, Saints, 49ers, and I have some love for the KC Chiefs and Panthers but that's because KC Chiefs is home and my family are Chiefs fans and Panthers cause I am a Carolina girl.  But I cheer for my Packers first, the most, and the loudest!!!!  

I typed in on Pinterst "sex toys".  Just did it for shits and giggles to see what would pull up.  Now i am tellin you what... I wasn't sure if much would pull up... if anything on Pinterst.  Wow... I must be a real prude.  I can't believe the stuff I see!  I have to say, I am a lil scared and somewhat curious about a book called "Make Your Own Sex Toys".  

I have to laugh but yet, I am a lil disturbed.  The book cover has a dude sitting at a work bench... there's a measuring tape, hairspray or is that supposed to be like WD-40???  And what is that supposed to be at the bottom right???  Kids, beware going out to the garage to see what dad is working on.  You might stump your growth (if you are a guy, you know what i mean!).  It looks like this guy is in woodshop class or something?!??!?  Wow, I can only imagine going into Mr. Murray's class back in junior high with this book... Oh hell, that ol' perv  probably had this book.  

I might actually enjoy doing laundry if I had one of these!

This is scary, but it gives me a new perspective on house cleaning!

A curling iron and sex toy in one!  Now guys, this is the gift for that kinky wife/girlfriend who is into hedonism.  Or maybe instead of worrying about hiding her sex toys, she prefers they just blend in with her home appliances!  

So I am looking on Pinterest now (again.  I took a break to watch my movie)... type in bacon.  Yeah, I did and not much really pulled up for some reason, but I know there is a LOT of bacon stuff on here.  I love bacon.  I seriously could have a love affair with bacon.  It's so bad and so good... You won't believe all the stuff there is out there for people who LOVE bacon.  Bacon lip balm, bacon salt, bacon cinnamon rolls, bacon roses, BACON TOOTHPASTE!  It's freakin awesome.  I imagine my heaven will smell like bacon.  

SO this past week was the Republican National Convention in Tampa, FL.  I watched it.  I loved the speeches.  I was moved by Romney and Ryan.  I really hope they win.  Now I know not all of my followers agree with me.  That's fine.  I don't judge people for their political beliefs... unless they are just really stupid.  Seriously... there are some people who are just politcally retarded.  I consider Obama a political retard.  Yeah, yalls will give me hell for it but I don't care.  It's my blog.  I don't consider you people who voted for him retards.  Just so ya know... You have your beliefs and I have mine.  But I am so anti-Obama.  No, I am not a racist in any shape or form.  I completely disagree with his handling of our country.  I don't even know why people believe the stuff that comes out of his mouth?  I understand people voted for him last term because they really wanted to believe in the change he promised.  I didn't fall for it because I knew that realistically that it was not possible.  I just really hope people are smarter this time around.  That "free" Obama-care??? Seriously?  It's not free... and you are going to pay for that "Obama-care" dearly.  It's not what it's cracked up to be.  If he wins, it will be for that reason only.  People give him credit for the war being over... Seriously?  It's not over... It's far from over.  There are still soldiers being killed over there.  Just because Bin Laden was killed and several of the top Taliban on the "list" have been killed doesn't mean anything.  There are so many more.  There will always be war, people.  So many countries hate America.  I don't know why... they sure do love American culture and are loving getting our jobs but yet they hate America.  I don't get it but I guess I'm not supposed to and I ain't gonna try to figure it out.  I just really hope people have REALLY done their own research.  Look at the facts... Don't rely on Oprah, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Sarah Jessica Parker to make your mind up for you.  The difference in you letting them make your mind up for you and you learning from your own research is their paycheck and your paycheck/unemployment check.  There's a big difference.  And don't make this about gay rights.  Obama was against gay marriage and said so months before the Chik-fil-a said anything.  And let me tell you what... I have no problems with gays or gays getting married.  They can fart rainbows and shit skittles, I don't mind.  I love rainbows and gay people.  I wish they could marry!  I am all for it!  

Well, I am gonna go to bed now... I am a lil sunburnt and a lil tipsy from that Bahama Mama my amazing hubby made for me!  <3  Damn, I love that man!  ;)   Plus I downloaded some Wilson Phillips on my music list and I am gonna rock out in bed to some "Hold On".

So for now, God bless my boosom bloggin buddies!  I love you all.  I hope I didn't piss any of you off... If I did.  Well, I am who I am.  I believe what I believe. And you believe what you believe.  Hell, there ain't no one who is gonna agree on politics, child rearing, religion, etc...  So let's just all agree to disagree.  Respect each other.  Love each other.  And love this country we are in and what our country stands for!  Do you know how lucky you are to be an American????  Oh, and GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!