Magic Mike Mission: ACCOMPLSHED (finally, right?)

MAGIC MIKE MISSION:  ACCOMPLISHED

(finally, right?!?!?)

Well, alright... alright... alright!  You know you said that in your Matthew McConaghey voice didn't yalls?!  LOL  Kinda like you can't say "How you doin?" like Joey from FRIENDS or "Whoa!" like Joey from Blossom...  ;) What's up with the Joeys havin a catch phrase??? Anyways!  There I go again, always get off on a tangent. LMAO

SOOOOO... I got my Matthew McConaghey and Channing Tatum thrill fulfilled this past Friday night!  I was not disappointed really...  I would have liked it better in 3D, with vibrating seats, if they would have stopped blacking out the screen to the next day, and a few cocktails...  BUT, the movie grasped me within seconds to seeing Channing's naked butt (it was his... no butt-stuntin' there!).  Oh, haven't seen it yet? Don't worry, I ain't really gonna give much away about the movie.  I gotta say, I am glad I wore a Poise.  After the movie, I was so cravin a Sonic Footlong Coney but all I kept seein in my head was one of the nicest naked asses and Ginuwine's PONY song was on the radio when I started to leave the movies and I got all turned around and went the wrong direction to Sonic.  The french fries and Dr. Pepper from McD's settled the growl in my belly, but the footlong would have been much more... satisfying.  (wink! wink!)  OH! Not to mention, I HAD ONE OF THE BEST DREAMS OF MY LIFE THAT NIGHT!  You know those dreams that you get when you are pregnant that are so real, you wake up realizing your humpin a pillow???  Yeah, this was pretty damn close.

So you think I'm a perv... screw you.  Don't read my blog if you get offended by words like pud, vagina, boobs, humpin, penis, balls, etc...  I'm kinda a bawdy ol' gal, but I'm a good ol' gal too.  

Anyways, I think if you really wanna see this movie, it's a must to see in a theater.  Your first experience with this movie needs to be in a theater and with good friends!  I think I probably annoyed the hell out of some people in the theater, but I wasn't the only one that was making noises in the movie or dancing in my seat!  I swear I was dancing... I was not tryin to get a groove goin in the movie seat.  I may be a perv, but I got some class.  I'm a classy perv. 

Well, now that I got my Magic Mike mission accomplished... and would not mind accomplishing again... what am I gonna do with myself????  Once again, you think I am the perv?  You the one having the thoughts of what I am gonna do with myself... =-P    Okay, okay... alright, alright, alright...  I am gonna end this one for now.  Maybe I'll have some more to blog about later.  Right now, I am gonna look for my SuperMom cape and make the my kids have brushed teeth and clean undies before getting them to bed.  Then time to read some LITTLE POOKIE books!  Little Pookie is seriously the cutest lil boardbooks to read to the lil ones!  Even my oldest spidermonkey still loves Little Pookie!  And if you thought something else when I said something about 'LITTLE POOKIE', you need to stop reading this and pour an ice cold glass of water down your panty-shute and/or read yourself some 50% of Porn.  

Ta-Ta for now my Boosom Bloggin Buddies!