Aaahhhh, the beach! Love the smell and sound of the beach. Today we went to Fort Macon with my MIL, hubby, and the Spider Monkeys. That pic of the waves I posted above, sure does look pretty, don't it??? I love the look of waves, but I sure as hell don't care for them when they are knockin my ass down and givin me a face full of rocky sand!
I am a weak swimmer. I can get by in your typical 3-6 foot pools. I didn't pass my advanced swimming lessons back in the day because I couldn't swim underwater. I tried but my butt always floats to the top after a few seconds and then the boobs and head surface. As long as I can doggie paddle, shred water, and float then I am happy with what I do know about swimming. I just hope my boys have a more masculine approach to swimming than myself.
Today, I went out to "jump" waves with Connor. Ugh... Now, I loved my time with my lil man but I did not like the waves knockin my ass down! Every time I tried to get up, the waves push me back down and making the crotch of my swimsuit go so far up the nether regions of my vagina I swear I am going to need to get a fishing license to get all the rocks, shells, and swimsuit out of there! Not to mention my boobs jump out the top of my swimsuit every time I get knocked down! Then before the tide goes back, I am thrashing around trying to stuff the boobs back in and pull whatever seaweed, rocks, shells, and swimsuit back out of my vagina and make sure my pud is covered and don't look like I put a thong on backwards, all the while trying to hold my kid to keep him from floating out with the tide... All that in a matter of seconds just so I can do the same damn maneuvers in another 15 seconds when the tide comes right back and does the same thing over and over again....
Why do I torment myself? Ya know why? I love my boys. I loved hearing Connor laugh and squeal with delight every time he jumps a wave. Plus, he thought it was funny that mommy's boobies were falling out all over the place! Thank God he had no idea what else was falling out!!!!
It was really cute watching my boys play in the water and playing with their daddy in the sand and waves. They are definitely water babies! I am blessed to have married such a wonderful man and have two, super cute and sweet bebes (okay, sweet like 95% of the time). Like I have mentioned before, I never thought my life would have turned out this good. A good man who loves me and has much better swimming abilities and strong arms to hold those bebes and keep them safe while mommy is busy keepin her pud in check before the whole beach sees what the stork brought my momma.
Anyways, I have to go drug up with some Aleve for these arthritic knees of mine and get to bed! Have lots to get done around here!
Ta ta for now my Boosom Bloggin Buddies!!! XOXOXO!
My youngest spider monkey and hubby playin in the sand
The oldest Spider Monkey, Connor (No more pics, mom!)
The youngest Spider Monkey, Corbin (I'm gonna getcha, mommy!)
This one made me laugh so hard I hurt.....lol Glad you all had a great time....
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