I LOVE YOU MORE THAN POOP!

MY OLDEST SPIDER MONKEY, CONNOR, AND MYSELF BEING COOL AS ALWAYS

Hello pals!  Hope today finds yalls doin well.  My day has been alright... took the youngest spider monkey to the dentist.  Of course he wasn't nearly as much of a handful for his daddy back there.  But if I had been back there, I can gar-un-tee it would have been the end of the world!

Anyways, I was just sitting here checking my emails and facebook stuff and my oldest spider monkey, Connor Jacob, comes to me and gives me a hug and a kiss.  

Connor says to me: "Mom!  I love you more than poop!"  

Me:  "Poop?  I guess that's a good thing right?"

Connor:  "Poop is funny, mom!  You are funny and poop is funny... so I love you more than poop!  Think about it mom!  One day your brain will figure it out."

He's off playing with his brother and I am sitting here literally laughing my ass off.  The stuff my 5 yr. old says always cracks me up.  I wish I could remember so much of what he says that is hilarious... maybe it's just hilarious to me cause he's my baby but seriously, the stuff that comes out of this kid's mouth always kills me!  I am still laughing and he just told me to be quiet, he can't hear his video game. 

BOYS!  Ya know, when I first heard the doctor tell me I was going to have a boy, I kept thinking "BUT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BOYS!".  My momma said it best actually when she said "Honey, you don't know nothin bout babies..."  She was right... I really had no idea what I was in for when it came to babies.  But I just kept thinking that boys were hyper, rambunctious, wild, scare the hell out of me with frogs and lizards, fart and burp and make music with their armpits.  How would I potty train a boy?!?!  I never thought of the funny stuff that kids say later on.  My Connor says a lot of things that are funny, no matter how embarrassing they may be to me at the moment.  At times, I get mad and frustrated with things he says.  After I chill for a bit, I can't help but laugh.  

Now I have 2 boys, and I can't imagine my life had I had girls.  I love little girls, don't get me wrong. I got a niece that I love as much as my own baby boys.  My boys though... no matter how crazy they make me some days, I love them with all my heart!  Actually I love them more than... POOP!  

Hee hee hee...