Holiday Road!

Greetings Boosom Bloggin Buddies!  I am asking for prayers right now, for my sanity... oh, and the safety of my spider monkees and myself!  The Quest van is loaded and gassed up.  We are about to head out on a partial-family vacay.  It's just me and my boys making this trip.  My hubby has to work and has classes next week, so I thought this would be a great time to head home to Missouri and see my family and friends.  This is my very first time making a road trip this far and this long by myself... let alone by myself with 2 small kiddos. 

I always wanted a dad like Clark Griswold... he was my dream dad!

First stop will be in Charlotte for a few days.  Connor is going to see his first love and go to her birthday party.  They see each other and hug and talk back and forth about how much they missed each other and love each other.  Can you believe they are only 5 yrs old and already talking like a couple of 16 yr old lovebirds???  It's kinda sick, but me and my hubby are like that too.  Still hug and kiss and say "I love you" a bunch of times a day.  Connor says he wants to be just like his daddy and in the romantic department, I would have to say Connor is following his daddy's footsteps.  I totally scored with the sexy, romantic type of guy!
Second stop will be somewhere around Memphis.  I don't think I can drive 15 hrs straight to Missouri.  So we'll catch some ZZZ's around there.  Then by Monday afternoon, I will be in Missouri in the safety of my momma and gramma.  Well, probably more like, the boys will be in the safety of their Meme and Granny Great.  No telling how much sanity I will have... I just pray that this whole trip is successful.  :)  That's why I am asking for prayers!  LOL   Pray I don't do anything Clark Griswold-ish!!!  However, I wouldn't mind seeing Channing Tatum or Josh Duhamel all sexy shirtless and driving a convertible Corvette and drive-by flirting with me the whole way back home!  LMAO   Wishful thinkin right??? 
Take care everyone... remember to pray for us!!!  Pray I don't lose it and hold-up a Six Flags before it's over!  LOL!

A Perfectly Good Weekend With Perfectly AWESOME Mommy Friends!

A Perfectly Good Weekend With Perfectly AWESOME Mommy Friends!

Hey yalls!  How was this beautiful weekend for ya?  This weekend ROCKED!  My super awesome and sexy hubby took our adorable lil spider monkeys to my awesome inlaws and I was visited by two of my very good buddies from Charlotte/Concord!!!!  

Should have known we were in for a nutty weekend, when I gave horrible directions to my house and then got us locked out of my house!  Thankfully, Melissa gave me an idea on how to break into my own house.  :)   Hubby was in bed and asleep already, and vaguely heard us yelling, knocking, beating the doors, and repeatedly ringin the doorbell!!!!  Smart ass heard us... he was just being a funny guy.  

The next morning we watched Bridesmaids... LOL  One of my absolute FAVE movies to watch.  Then we headed to the beach!  You know my history with the beach and waves...  Yes, I got my ass kicked again by the waves but I was able to enjoy it a little more this time around.  The beach is a lot more fun and serene when I'm not freaking out about the safety of my bebes!  I about lost my bottoms a few times... I now understand how people can lose their swimsuits in the beach now.  I didn't understand before how people could come out of the water and then realize their swimsuit is floating away with the tide.  Now I know!!!!  I seriously about lost my shorts!  They were down around my ankles!  I bend over to pull them up and another wave knocked me down face first in the sand and well... anyways, I am fine... my shorts did not float away.  

Anyways... Fynn, Melissa, and myself went to see Magic Mike (even better the second time around!  WOOT WOOT!).  Can you believe someone brought their baby to Magic Mike!?!??  That was not cool.  

This morning we went back to the beach... It was a perfect day at Emerald Isle!!!  The water was perfect and the waves were not harsh at all... well, starting out anyways.  I rode those waves like they were Matthew and Channing!  THOSE WAVES WERE MY BITCH!  Well for most of the time.... eventually, the big tides started rolling in and kicked our asses.  One wave slammed down so hard one of my boobs jumped out the top of my swimsuit and then I got slammed by a wave again and this time the wave hit with such a force, my boob came up and bitch slapped me in the face... like I seriously am surprised i don't have a black eye... no shittin!!!!  I always have joked about my titties being so big, they gonna give me a black eye... well, they may choke me if lie on my back, or get rolled over on or pinned under my armpit if i roll to my side in my sleep, but I have never actually been slapped in my own face by my own boob!!!!!  I guess there is always a first for anything... especially in my crazy life!!!!  Well, we finally managed to make it to the safety of our towels.  All that Channing and Matthew ridin... I mean wave ridin built up our appetites and decided to get some seafood!  You can't come to the Crystal Coast and not have some good ol' seafood!  The service sucked... But we had some awesome conversation and gut bustin laughs.  

Oh!  I am seriously hurting from laughing so much the last few days!  I miss my pals so much! They left a few hours ago and I am still laughing!  

I am so worn out... I can barely lift my arms right now.  It's crazy how water can absolutely drain every ounce of energy out of your body!!!  But this weekend was an absolute blast!  I've missed my boys and sexy hubster so much.  So I am gonna get off here for now and spend time with my babes!!!  

Ta ta for now my Boosom Bloggin Buddies!!!!

'Casper', was that you????

iiiii'mmmm baaaccckkkk!

Hello again, my fellow Boosom Bloggin Buddies!  Hope everyone  is doin good!  Haven't really had much to talk about lately and been pretty busy the last few days.  The kids are being babysat for by Disney Jr.  for the time being, so now I have some me-time.

Soooo.... some of you may know that I have had a "friend/friends" that seem to follow me.  I don't hear or see it/them often.  Usually I just hear footsteps or feel something sit beside on the bed by me.  Last night was a different experience... and I'm really not sure if it was an experience or a dream. I swear I feel it actually happened and wasn't a dream.  

I went to bed not long after 10.  I wasn't sleepy.  I just laid in bed to calm Corbin down and so the hubby could get his beauty sleep. Corbin was asleep and I was just settling down to attempt to try and catch myself some zzz's.  The tv went to a blue screen and there was music started playing (70's soft rock stuff) and then it sounded like something calling my name and I just sat up and asked Charles if he said something.  He was out and heard nothing apparently.  Then the music started sounding distorted and I looked at Charles and he's definitely in his deep sleep.  I swear I heard someone talking to me through the distorted music. I said "I can't understand you."  and then it just stopped.  So I kinda sat there wondering if that really just happened?!?!?  I am pretty sure it did, being that I wasn't even asleep yet.  After about 30 maybe 45 minutes, my heart calmed down and I decided to TRY and sleep.  What happened next, I'm not sure if this really happened or if I dreamt it.  

I think I had been laying there in the dark, and the tv came back on to the blue screen and I could hear the music fade in and out and then I heard a man's voice saying "Crystal, wake up.  Look for me..." I didn't see anything but I saw the blue screen and I looked and Charles and Corbin were snoring away.  I saw nothing.  I just said that... "I see nothing." and I laid back and put the pillow over my head... I felt something push the pillow to the floor and I thought maybe it was Corbin, but he was laying way over by Charles and not even touching me.  So I rolled over and tried to find the remote and didn't see it so I just picked up my pillow and hugged it to me.  Then I felt something touch my hand but I still couldn't see anything.  I know something is sitting on the bed by me but I can't see anything.  By now my heart is racing and I am squeezing my eyes closed.  I don't know when it was for sure or how much later it was, but I know I had fallen asleep again or had been asleep.  It's so confusing!!!!  

I really didn't sleep well last night.  Feelin pretty cranky and moody.  I don't even know what to think about last night.  It was just one of those things where I don't even know what was real. 

I have had several paranormal experiences.  I used to think it was the house I grew up in.  Now, I still think that house has somethin since I'm not the only one who had experiences there.  

I will never forget the summer of 1993.  This one time my cousin and I were up late and talking.  We were starting to get tired, so i got out of bed and turned out the light.  When I got back in my bed, all of a sudden a glowing green light, grew in front of me, not even a few inches from my face... it grew to the size of a softball and I could feel an energy emanating from it!  I laid there and it just circled around my upper body.  When it came near my face again, I reached out for it and before I knew it, it moved fast as light and flew to the closet.  I actually heard the closet door make a thud sound as it hit it.  Then my cousin squealed "TURN ON THE LIGHT! TURN ON THE LIGHT!"  I jumped out of bed and flipped the switch.  We just stared at each other.  I asked her if she saw that and she said she just didn't want to talk about it.  She just wanted to go to sleep but to keep the light on.  I asked her if she saw it and she said "I don't know what you are talking about.  Just be quiet and go to sleep.  Keep the light on!"  

Another time, I had a friend sleep over.  We were sitting on the beds, reading magazines and talking and all of a sudden the bookshelf that was blocking the entryway to the attic, just fell down.  It was a very heavy bookshelf and there was no shift in the air that would have made that thing fall down like it had.  My dad came running up those stairs and he thought we had been jumping around to make it do that!  

There was our dog, Nelson (rest his soul!).  That dog used to go BONKERS!  He would be sitting on the couch or laying down somewhere and out of the blue, he would just up and run to the door to the upstairs and start running in circles and bark, bark, bark!  

There were several times, I would wake up to feeling something touch my leg, or play with my hair, or touch my face.  I would try to convince myself it was one of the cats.  After it would stop, I would sit up and turn on a light.  I would look around for a cat or anything that would explain what I felt.  

There is one picture of my mom and sister that my dad still has... and no telling where he put it.  But there is a picture of my mom and sister standing in the kitchen they both had just finished redecorating.  On the fridge, there was a small locker mirror.  In the mirror there is a face looking out.  It can't be my sister or mom, because their faces are looking away from the mirror.  It is one of those pics that has left us going "Wow."  I wish I could see that pic again... 

In my head, and from watching movies and shows, maybe I should have gotten up.  Maybe I should have told it to try harder to make itself seen.  Then again, maybe a part of me doesn't want to see.  I have always felt I definitely have some psychic ability... actually I think everyone has it, it's just a matter of wanting to open that Pandora Box.  Once you open yourself to it, I don't think you can just close it.  I watch those shows and most of those mediums/psychics say that everyone has had experiences or have that ability.  At times I joke and wish I could speak to the dead, but do I really?!?!?! I don't know...  I just really don't know if I want to know.  

Man, I wish I could afford Chip Coffey, Sylvia Browne or that Rhode Island Medium lady...  I would love to hear what one of them could tell me!!!!  Yeah, I do watch those shows.  Some say it's all set up, and blah blah blah... whatever.  I believe there are people with psychic abilities and some are more open than others.  

Anyways, Disney Jr. has lost my kiddos attention.  I was going to ask Charles this morning if he remembered hearing any music or anything but the kids were around this mornin and i don't need them freaking out about anything.  More so Connor than Corbin. Corbin wouldn't understand what we are talking about but Connor is at that innocent age of 5.  

Please feel free to tell me any of your own paranormal experiences!  

Magic Mike Mission: ACCOMPLSHED (finally, right?)

MAGIC MIKE MISSION:  ACCOMPLISHED

(finally, right?!?!?)

Well, alright... alright... alright!  You know you said that in your Matthew McConaghey voice didn't yalls?!  LOL  Kinda like you can't say "How you doin?" like Joey from FRIENDS or "Whoa!" like Joey from Blossom...  ;) What's up with the Joeys havin a catch phrase??? Anyways!  There I go again, always get off on a tangent. LMAO

SOOOOO... I got my Matthew McConaghey and Channing Tatum thrill fulfilled this past Friday night!  I was not disappointed really...  I would have liked it better in 3D, with vibrating seats, if they would have stopped blacking out the screen to the next day, and a few cocktails...  BUT, the movie grasped me within seconds to seeing Channing's naked butt (it was his... no butt-stuntin' there!).  Oh, haven't seen it yet? Don't worry, I ain't really gonna give much away about the movie.  I gotta say, I am glad I wore a Poise.  After the movie, I was so cravin a Sonic Footlong Coney but all I kept seein in my head was one of the nicest naked asses and Ginuwine's PONY song was on the radio when I started to leave the movies and I got all turned around and went the wrong direction to Sonic.  The french fries and Dr. Pepper from McD's settled the growl in my belly, but the footlong would have been much more... satisfying.  (wink! wink!)  OH! Not to mention, I HAD ONE OF THE BEST DREAMS OF MY LIFE THAT NIGHT!  You know those dreams that you get when you are pregnant that are so real, you wake up realizing your humpin a pillow???  Yeah, this was pretty damn close.

So you think I'm a perv... screw you.  Don't read my blog if you get offended by words like pud, vagina, boobs, humpin, penis, balls, etc...  I'm kinda a bawdy ol' gal, but I'm a good ol' gal too.  

Anyways, I think if you really wanna see this movie, it's a must to see in a theater.  Your first experience with this movie needs to be in a theater and with good friends!  I think I probably annoyed the hell out of some people in the theater, but I wasn't the only one that was making noises in the movie or dancing in my seat!  I swear I was dancing... I was not tryin to get a groove goin in the movie seat.  I may be a perv, but I got some class.  I'm a classy perv. 

Well, now that I got my Magic Mike mission accomplished... and would not mind accomplishing again... what am I gonna do with myself????  Once again, you think I am the perv?  You the one having the thoughts of what I am gonna do with myself... =-P    Okay, okay... alright, alright, alright...  I am gonna end this one for now.  Maybe I'll have some more to blog about later.  Right now, I am gonna look for my SuperMom cape and make the my kids have brushed teeth and clean undies before getting them to bed.  Then time to read some LITTLE POOKIE books!  Little Pookie is seriously the cutest lil boardbooks to read to the lil ones!  Even my oldest spidermonkey still loves Little Pookie!  And if you thought something else when I said something about 'LITTLE POOKIE', you need to stop reading this and pour an ice cold glass of water down your panty-shute and/or read yourself some 50% of Porn.  

Ta-Ta for now my Boosom Bloggin Buddies!  

GOD BLESS OUR PERFECTLY IMPERFECT U.S.A!

I LOVE MY PERFECTLY IMPERFECT COUNTRY!

Happy 5th of July... I am a day late, so shoot me.  I spent the day with the family celebrating 236 years of this wonderful country I am blessed to live in!!!  WOWZA!  236 Years Young, America!  In 236 years, there has been soooooo much history made right here in the USA, that has created more history in other much older countries.  Some people don't appreciate the American culture in other countries, and stick their nose in the air at America(Americans) as they drink their very American sodas and wear American Nikes, and such.  Just sayin...  Even Bin Laden loved COKE! 
Anyways, we had a nice cookout with my inlaws.  Took a nap too late in the day, but had fun shooting firecrackers with the boys, MIL, and hubster.  Well, let me rephrase.  Connor loved the firecrackers and Corbin was in the safety of his papa's arms in the house.  He is not a fan of loud noises and fiery light.  Maybe next year? 
I am beat today!  The boys did not want to go to bed when we got home last night.  I swear it was 2a.m. before they FINALLY went down and for some reason they still woke up at 7:30 this mornin!  UGH!  They were good though throughout most of the day.  We went to the grocery store this morning and they BOTH were amazingly well-behaved!  ESPECIALLY CORBIN!  Wow, that kid NEVER behaves in a store!  He always starts screaming and crying and has meltdowns the entire time I shop.  Yet, come 3p.m. and my luck ran out.  They were both fighting and screaming and crying over everything.  Both fell asleep by 5p.m.  So I guess I better get my ass to bed.  I know they are gonna wake up pretty early tomorrow. 

So take care, fellow Americans!  I look forward to spending America's 237th birthday and celebrating our freedom next year! 

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!

YOU BETCHA!  ;)

BTW, in case ya haven't figured it out or don't already know?  I am Republican and Sarah Palin rocks! 

What should be a G-rated day at the beach...

Aaahhhh, the beach!  Love the smell and sound of the beach. Today we went to Fort Macon with my MIL, hubby, and the Spider Monkeys.  That pic of the waves I posted above, sure does look pretty, don't it???  I love the look of waves, but I sure as hell don't care for them when they are knockin my ass down and givin me a face full of rocky sand!  
I am a weak swimmer.  I can get by in your typical 3-6 foot pools.  I didn't pass my advanced swimming lessons back in the day because I couldn't swim underwater.  I tried but my butt always floats to the top after a few seconds and then the boobs and head surface.  As long as I can doggie paddle, shred water, and float then I am happy with what I do know about swimming.  I just hope my boys have a more masculine approach to swimming than myself.
Today, I went out to "jump" waves with Connor.  Ugh... Now, I loved my time with my lil man but I did not like the waves knockin my ass down!  Every time I tried to get up, the waves push me back down and making the crotch of my swimsuit go so far up the nether regions of my vagina I swear I am going to need to get a fishing license to get all the rocks, shells, and swimsuit out of there!  Not to mention my boobs jump out the top of my swimsuit every time I get knocked down!  Then before the tide goes back, I am thrashing around trying to stuff the boobs back in and pull whatever seaweed, rocks, shells, and swimsuit back out of my vagina and make sure my pud is covered and don't look like I put a thong on backwards, all the while trying to hold  my kid to keep him from floating out with the tide... All that in a matter of seconds just so I can do the same damn maneuvers in another 15 seconds when the tide comes right back and does the same thing over and over again....
Why do I torment myself?  Ya know why?  I love my boys.  I loved hearing Connor laugh and squeal with delight every time he jumps a wave.  Plus, he thought it was funny that mommy's boobies were falling out all over the place!  Thank God he had no idea what else was falling out!!!!  
It was really cute watching my boys play in the water and playing with their daddy in the sand and waves.  They are definitely water babies!  I am blessed to have married such a wonderful man and have two, super cute and sweet bebes (okay, sweet like 95% of the time).  Like I have mentioned before, I never thought my life would have turned out this good.  A good man who loves me and has much better swimming abilities and strong arms to hold those bebes and keep them safe while mommy is busy keepin her pud in check before the whole beach sees what the stork brought my momma.  
Anyways, I have to go drug up with some Aleve for these arthritic knees of mine and get to bed!  Have lots to get done around here!  


Ta ta for now my Boosom Bloggin Buddies!!!  XOXOXO!

 My youngest spider monkey and hubby playin in the sand

 The oldest Spider Monkey, Connor (No more pics, mom!)

The youngest Spider Monkey, Corbin (I'm gonna getcha, mommy!)